Samantha was going though some old documents and she found part of a story that my friends and I wrote along time ago, with some massive changes made by Stephen. It was really funny and we all are still laughing about it. The document was entitle Stephen's Ending:
Simeon: Lets go stupid guard, right here, right now!!!!
( Simeon attacks the guard with a large rock) Die DIE DIE!!!!!! ( Guard collapses and wets his pants) Lets get out of here Mara, ( Breathing hard) Time to have lunch!
( Cut to a picnic scene) Simeon, Mara, and a tall strange man with a large, bushy beard are eating small tea sandwiches on a plaid blanket.
Tall Strange Man: These are good mmmmmnnnhhhhhhmnnhn!!!!
Sodeus: Who are who?
Tell Strange Man: I'm your conscience.
Sodeus: My what?
Tall Strange Man: Your flippin conscience dummy!
Simeon: OK
Mara: Be nice, ( while frantically stuffing sandwiches down her throat) Don't be rude. ( Mara begins choking, Tall strange Man performs the Heimlich maneuver, but it pops Mara's head clean off)
Simeon: YOU KILLED HER!!!!!( he pulls out a Uzi and empties it into the Tall strange Man)
( The tall strange man falls backward onto a board which catapults a rock into Simeon, this causes him to stumble backwards and falls off a big cliff)
The End ( and that's the way it really happened)
Soldier: Say do not walk in the ocean without proper underpanties.
It is a flying bread fairy elf gnome.
The only thing that follows the story we wrote are the names, and we don't know how Sodous got thrown in there. It makes no sense to us, he wrote it a little at a time and it got put together somehow. If you know what a flying bread fairy elf gnome is let us know. Don't forget your underpanties!
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