Why Did the Peacock Cross the Road?

To visit the chicken on the other side. For living in a town where nothing happens; lots of thing seem to happen. So I guess that makes our town a happening place. For instance like a peahen showing up in the back yard. It appeared yesterday and she seems to like it here because she was back again today. After calling the town we learned that no one is missing this lovely bird. Are you even allowed to raise peacocks? We named her Yaya the Peahen and as always I want to keep her. But alas, the chickens don't like her, the ducks are indifferent, and mom says noway. As a little side note, these things are fast and for awhile we thought there were two of them (we're still not sure there isn't). The town recommended calling the dog catcher but as most dog catcher you seem to have to be mean and rude to catch a dog. So we are against that. Anyway, if Yaya is going to stick around I'm going to feed her. What do peahens eat?