Cute little Devil

Whats up people of the world....nothing....good, moving right along. My cat is evil, he's a devil, a very cute devil. He has this thing with attacking and then being all cute about it. It is so cheating, after a fight (witch happens all the time) you come away bleeding and in pain and he is perfectly fine with this stupid little smirk on his face that so says you lost and I'm happy you are it pain hehehe. You want to yell and smack his little butt but you can't because he has pulled out his " please have pity on me, I'm just a little kitty that doesn't know any better" look. His eyes get all big and he comes over and lays on you lap and lets you rub his tummy which was all you wanted to do in the first place. The little stinker.