Friday, April 29, 2011

Ping Pong

So ducks grow really fast. They have out grown the bathroom sink and almost the kitchen sink. We have to move to the bathtub. They have become attached. They hate being alone and when you let them out of their cage they follow you around. We had to moving them out of the cages with the chicks because they like to spill the water and the poor chicks were always wet. But everybody got lonely so we kind of moved them back. Their feet have grown the fastest, they are like small trees.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Survived

We had several warm days last week and I was able to do a little work in my garden. I am happy to report that all my plants survived the winter! They are being very slow in their growth process, I guess this is the way of hostas. I am inpatient when it comes to plants, I want them to grow and I wants them to grow NOW. Their slowness may be the result of having no sun. It has rained everyday here for the past week or more. I was informed today that we have broken the record for the most rain in the month of April in the history of America!
However, I'm delighted to say that my bleeding heart has doubled in size in the last two days!

Monday, April 25, 2011

Easter Eggs

We did color eggs this year, after a very short discussion about if we were going to or not. Easter would not be the same without eggs. The red heads liked it too, especially when they got one with their name on it. Dylan even got to do two eggs but he kept trying to eat things that he was not supposed to. The oscar egg did not turn out ugly like it was supposed to.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Easter Peeps

We added nine barred rock chicks to the ducks. The ducks love them, they keep preening them and they sleep all bunched up. The barred rock have been my dream breed. They were what I wanted when we first got chickens but we were able to get golden buffs from a friend instead. Now I have to think up nine new names. Any suggestions?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Easter Surprise

I have received the best Easter surprise ever from the best mother ever! I got up yesterday and went to work and when I got home...surprise!!! Meet Ping and Pong. They are Rouen ducks and the cutest things ever. Supposedly, there is a male and a female but we wont know which is which until they get older.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

As You Wish

I just finished reading the Princess Bride, which is a very good book by the way. However, it fooled me. I thought that, and as it says in the beginning of the book, that it was written my S. Morgenstren and abridged by William Goldman. In the intro he told how his grandfather read it to him while he was sick (just like the movie) and that while reading his grandfather left out the boring parts. So this was the "good parts version". Goldman had notes in the book telling which parts he cut out, a quick summery of what those parts were and why he cut them. He also had bits of his life story that he experienced through out the abridgment process, he talked about his son and his wife. I thought that this was all good and true until the end. On the cover of our book it read "including the first chapter of the long lost sequel Buttercup's Baby". All well and good. I get to the intro of the sequel and Goldman starts telling why there is only one chapter. He said it was because the Morgenstren estate got involved and he ran into legal problems with them. Blah blah, Goldman wasn't allowed to abridge it so they got Stephen King to do it. I thought that this was awesome, I like Stephen King. But I have never heard of Buttercup's Baby by Stephen King so I googled it. Hahaha was I in for a surprise. It is all a lie! All of it!!! S. Morgenstren doesn't exist. Simon Morgenstren is a pseudonym. William Goldman is S. Morgenstren!! Goldman wrote the whole thing and just made it look like he abridged it. His grandfather never read it to him, he never cut anything out, he doesn't even have a son. What got me was the hits of truth he did put in, things about his screen plays (he wrote Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid). The real reason why there is only one chapter of Buttercup's Baby is because he never wrote the rest. I was so surprised.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Another Miss

This is another post of something I wanted to post about when the computer broke. I almost completely forgot about it. Until now, at 10:30 in the morning, in the middle of me packing for a Jill Kelly mini retreat this weekend. Anyway, back in March the moon was the closest its been to the earth in the past 17 years. I waited till the last minuet to get pictures (because I forgot to earlier). So the moon is setting in these pictures.
It looked bigger when it first came up and it was extra bright all night.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Never A Quite Moment



We really need to teach them new songs. They did this for twenty minuts! And just for the record, they don't help clean. Most of the time they are the cause of the messes.


"We are rockers!"

Monday, April 11, 2011

The Genealogy of Chickens

This is the last chicken of the original four we started with. Her name is Einstein because she can be stupid at times. Not that Einstein was stupid, I meant it as a joke and it stuck. Einstein the chicken is seven years old which is a abnormally long life for a chicken. She has out live several of her "children". I don't think she has layed an egg in years but we keep her anyway. Today I was trying to figure out the relationship between Einstein and Pretty boy (the new rooster) and it is confusing beyond belief. So maybe writing it down will help me sort it out.
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The story goes: -We started with four Einstein (who's real name was Pennie), Goldie, Ivy and Elvis (who's real name was Micky).
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-Goldie hatched eggs that we got from a friend and we got Squirt and Pea-brain. Pea-brain was given to the Amish. So Squirt became the adopted son of Goldie and reigning king.
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-We got Gwen from a friend.
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-Somewhere in her Goldie and Ivy died.
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-We got ten hens and one banny rooster from a guy my dad worked with.
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-Gwen and Einstein when broody at the same time and all their eggs were fertilized by Squirt.
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-Gwen gave up and we moved her eggs to a incubator, three hatched and we got a rooster (Oscar) and two hens (Savanna and Penelope)
... Oscar the reigning king of the coop


- Einstein hatched two roosters and four hens (Floyd, Chippie, Maggie, Sophie, Thor, and Donald)


- We got rid of the roosters (Floyd and Chippie) to the Amish we got milk from


-We got rid of the banny rooster and some hens


- Elvis died


- Squirt and Gwen didn't make it through the winter.


- Another hen went broody


This lead to that blah blah blah Pretty Boy shows up unannounced. I think I'm more confused now than when I started.


Pretty Boy, Oscars arch rival


So is Einstein and great aunt or a great grandmother or a great great aunt or a great great grandmother? Somethings must remain unknown.

Friday, April 8, 2011

3.14159

So the computer is now fixed. It was actually fixed a week ago. Anyway, number one on the list of things I was going to blog about is pi day. March 14
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Pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any Euclidean plane circle's circumference to its diameter; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. Pi is approximately equal to 3.14159 in the usual decimal positional notation. Many formulae from mathematics, science, and engineering involve pi, which makes it one of the most important mathematical constants.

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Not only did I not blog it, I missed it all together. But unknown to me at the time, I made a pie on pi day. A blueberry pie.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

A Sad Day

Stuart Little died Sunday April 3rd 2011. He lived a long life of thirteen years.